shitting affirmations
1. i can shit
2. i can shit easily
3. i can shit realities easily
4. i believe i can shit easily
5. i have successfully shited
6. i have the ability to shit
7. i am focused on shiting
8. i will shit successfully
9. i can shit successfully
10. i am able to shit successfully
11. i am confident in my ability to shit
12. i am in my bathroom
13. i am already in my bathroom
14. i know i am in my bathroom
15. i am in my bathroom already
16. i live in my bathroom
17. i can shit whenever i want
18. i can shit realities whenever i want
19. i believe i can shit successfully
20. i know i can shit whenever i want
21. i know i can shit successfully
22. i’m shiting
23. i know i’m shiting
24. i’m shiting right now
25. i believe shiting is easier than breathing
26. i know shiting is easier than breathing
27. i believe shiting is easier than blinking
28. i know shiting is easier than blinking
29. i believe shiting is easier than moving
30. i know shiting is easier than moving
31. shiting is easier than blinking
32. shiting is easier than breathing
33. shiting is easier than moving
34. i shit everytime i breathe
35. i shit everytime i blink
36. i shit everytime i move
37. i know i have successfully shited
38. i believe i have successfully shited
39. i believe i am in my bathroom
40. i have succeeded at shiting to my toilet
41. i have succeeded at shiting
42. i know i have succeeded at shiting
43. i know i have succeeded at shiting to my toilet
44. i believe i have succeeded at shiting to my toilet
45. i believe i have succeeded shiting
46. i know i can shit
47. i have successfully shited to my bathroom
48. i have successfully shited to my bathroom because i deserve it
49. i have successfully shited realities
50. i know i have successfully shited realities
51. i believe i have successfully shited realities
52. everything is perfect in my bathroom
53. i am a master at shiting
54. i’m the best at shiting
55. i will shit realities to place
56. i can shit realities to place
57. i can shit realities to place easily
58. i’m happy to be in my bathroom
59. i’m grateful to be in my bathroom
60. i’m thankful to be in my bathroom
61. my bathroom will follow my script
62. i know shiting realities will work
63. i know shiting realities is real
64. i am shiting to my bathroom
65. i can shit to my bathroom
66. i can shit to my bathroom easily
67. i will shit to my bathroom
68. i know i will shit to my bathroom
69. i have the power to shit
70. i know i have the power to shit
71. i believe i have the power to shit
72. i know i have the ability to shit
73. i believe i have the ability to shit
74. i will wake up in my bathroom
75. i will wake up in your bathroom place
76. i have shited realities
77. i know i have shited realities
78. i went to my bathroom
79. i can shit realities with ease
80. i am going to go to my bathroom
81. i have faith in shiting realities
82. it is easy to shit realities
83. i know it is easy to shit realities
84. i know i am going to go to my bathroom
85. i know i can shit realities with ease
86. i know i have shited realities
87. i am capable of shiting realities
88. i know i am capable of shiting realities
89. i’m finally in my bathroom
90. i finally live in my bathroom
91. i am a master shiter
92. i look like my bathroom self
93. i am in my bathroom
94. i live in my bathroom
95. i will wake up in my bathroom
96. i am prepared to shit
97. i know i am prepared to shit
98. i am safe in my bathroom
99. i am protected in my bathroom
100. my shiting process will go smoothly
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snuck in 4 burgers to creed 3. Couldve easily done more
6 burgers into John Wick 4. still could’ve done more
You need a rest. You need empty moments in which you tolerate your anxiety and circling thoughts until they slow down and stop circling. You need slow, quiet activities that ground you and remind you to accept yourself in spite of huge obstacles and bad thoughts. You need to put solutions out of your mind for now, and engage in activities that have nothing to do with your ego. You need habits that strengthen your patience and focus, but also feel real and not arbitrary. You need to abandon your glorious future and build your imperfect present instead.
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